Well Bender and I have a 'Special' relationship.....
It comes down to our brain circuitry...
Our 'FUN' circuit is directly connected to the 'PAIN' circuit
This is run thru a de-modulator and then the transmission is transferred thru a fibre optic hub back to the 'OS'
If the OS doesn't CRASH (therefore losing all optical input) then once the 'PAIN' circuit kicks it automatically contacts the 'AMBO' circuit.
The AMBO' circuit does not like the way the 'FUN' circuit is programmed and they may try to interface to re-program it using a 'DE-FIBRILATOR' to the 'BRAIN' circuits.
IF this happens then all data will be lost and to re-program it you will need the Cunningstunts Program - 'INSANITY.EXE'
Once re-installed and all bodily movements return to normal run 'WIFE' V1.2 otherwise known as the 'HANDBRAKE' circuit. It is best to AVOID a nasty looking program called 'POLICE' as this will send you straight to another exe. called 'JAIL'. If this happens run 'ANAL Protect.exe' along with VASELINE.exe....